paucip:

dailylifeofadizzyfangirl:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

how yall draw 14 year olds:

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I’m screaming you could not have missed the point of this post more

also yall saying “I know 14 year olds that look like this” no you don’t because this is what I meant:

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Accurate but also understandable for young artists (like under 20) Literally it’s like impossible to realize just how undeveloped and baby-faced you are when you’re young. Like I never would’ve thought anyone my age back then looked that young but I see kids that age now and just…. y’all are babies. Like, maybe 1/200 could pass for a small gangly adult. Seniors in high school are included in this, most people can tell when you’re under 20, no matter what other kids may think. Down to the way you carry yourself, it’s different as an adult.

nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

psychoetheric:

something kinda yucky about this

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psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

saintlaurentcalum:

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

blogging-phelddagrif:

controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare

infinitelyblankpage:

battenthecrosshatches:

Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???

*squints at the three lines in Word that have remained unchanged for weeks* In theory

tornsymbiote:

x-deer-teeth-x:

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

tiny-septic-box-sam:

notmusa:

notmusa:

notmusa:

notmusa:

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

gayoba:

omg 😱! i 👁 can’t ❌ believe 🙅‍♀️ that 🖤❤️💙💚💛💖 voltron 🤖 legendary 🤩 defender 🛡 never 🙅‍♀️😢😢 got 😭😭 renewed 🤔❌ for 4️⃣ an 8️⃣ eighth 8️⃣ season 🎦😱😱😭😭😭😢😢😢 that’s 😭 so 😢 sad 😞😞☹️☹️🥺🥺😔😔😢😢😭😭😭 but ⚠️ wait! 🛑‼️ don’t 🙅‍♀️ worry 😰 everyone 🚮👶👧🧒👦👩🧑👨👩‍🦱👨‍🦱👩‍🦰👨‍🦰👱‍♀️👱‍♂️👩‍🦳👨‍🦳👩‍🦲👨‍🦲🧔👵🧓👴🚮 i 👁 heard 🗣👀👂 that 👄 all 💯 of 👍 the 👌 paladins 🧓🏻🧑🏻👦🏽👧🏼🧒🏽👩🏾‍🦳 are 👌 ok! 🆗👌💯 everyone 👩🏾‍🦳👑🧑🏽👓 is 👍 alive 👼 and 🙏 well 👌👌💯 klance 🧑🏻💜👦🏽 is 👍 canon 👨‍❤️‍👨 king 👑👬 adam 🧑🏽👓 and ➕ shiro 🧓🏻 are 👬 married 🧑🏽👓💍🧓🏻👨‍❤️‍👨 allura 🧝🏾‍♀️👑 and 😤 lotor 🧝🏽‍♂️👑 are 👌 alive 💯👊 and 😤 they 🙏 all 🧓🏻🧑🏽👓🧑🏻👦🏽👧🏼🧒🏽👨🏻‍🦰🧝🏾‍♀️🧝🏽‍♂️🐄 lived 😩🙏👼 happily 😃😊🥰 ever 😍😍 after 😩👊😤😤😤😤👌👌💯💯💯😍😍😍😍😍👌💯🤪🤪

doppelgangrene:

“I sleep more and more and in my dreams God says, You’re done for and It only gets worse.

-Lynn Crosbie, “No Evil Star”, from The Corpses of the Future

officialunitedstates:

Have you guys heard about Schrodinger’s cat? Schrodinger, a German psychologist, put a cat inside a box with a small hole at the top. At mealtime, Schrodinger first rang a bell and then fed the cat some fish through the hole. Eventually, the cat presumably began to drool and soak the box after the bell rang, simply because it had been conditioned to know food was coming. However, since Schrodinger was unable to see into the box, he had to conclude that there was a chance the cat might not even be alive and that the box itself was drooling.